For today's "Four Things Friday," I bring you my four all-time favorite Gary and Elaine Catalog Living moments. I hope you enjoy these as much as I do! Warning: it's entirely possible to kill HOURS of your day perusing these posts, so consider blocking out some time to get your laugh on.
I guess I have two questions, Gary:
Why do you think you need to save your seat
when you go to the kitchen, and who do you think
will be deterred by a small plant stem?
Elaine was thrilled to witness first hand
that she had finally solved that age-old problem of butterflies
trying to pollinate her baked goods.
It may have seemed unnecessary to label the flatware,
but having witnessed Gary’s embarrassing attempt to
scoop guacamole with a wine glass at last year’s picnic,
Elaine wasn’t taking any chances.
Elaine, can you bring me something to drink,
preferably something that matches the chaise cushion?
For more Catalog Living, check out Molly's daily blog of Gary and Elaine's adventures, as well as the newly-released book: Catalog Living at its Most Absurd: Decorating Takes (Wicker) Balls.